The anesthesiologist was AWESOME. During our second case with him yesterday, I was at the head of the bed with gloves on when he was ready to go. He asked me if I wanted to give intubation a shot and although I felt totally unready and unsure that I could drop a tube into someone's trachea, it is going to happen sometime, and better to be on a healthy big person than a tiny baby. It took a minute (I think the anesthesiologist pumped a bunch of oxygen into him before I started to buy me time) but I did it. I was so pumped. I helped fly the anesthesia plane during the operation (what rotation am I on?), and then I extubated (pulled the tube out) after it was all over and we reversed all the crap we gave him. Boom. The field of anesthesia and I have been flirting on and off for years, and while I don't think I'm going to jump my baby doctor ship anytime soon, it was a fun experience :)
So you really came here to read about some bars? These are my BEST baked goods...of all time. Really. When I make these for people, I tell them this is as good as it gets with me. I'm a good baker, but these are addictive and unreal. It's a little time intensive but nothing is really hard. People will flip out for these, I promise.
Look closely...there's dark and light chocolate :) |
Here's to hoping you'll never need me to intubate you :)
Amy
Millionaire Shortbread
For the shortbread
3/4 cup butter (1 1/2 sticks, cold)
1/2 cup powdered sugar
2 1/4 cups all purpose flour
For the filling:
7 Tbsp butter, diced
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 cans sweetened condensed milk
For the topping
1 cup each milk and semisweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup white chocolate chips
Preheat oven to 350 and lightly grease a 9x13 pan. In a food processor, combine flour and powdered sugar. Pulse in butter until it looks like breadcrumbs or sand. (Add 1 Tbsp water if it's not "together" enough...). Tip the dough into your pan and smush it around to create an even crust. Bake for 20 minutes or until set and very light brown. Allow to cool
To make the filling, put the butter, brown sugar and sweetened condensed milk into a pan and heat gently, stirring until the sugar has dissolved. Stirring constantly (really...constantly), bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer the mixture for 7-9 minutes (STIR!!! STIR STIR STIR) until it is a dark caramel color. Off the heat, stir in 1 Tbsp vanilla extract. Pour into the crust and allow to set.
Melt each type of chocolate separately. Make stripes of the semisweet and milk chocolate, then dot on white chocolate. Swirl with a knife. Allow the chocolate to set up at room temp or in the refrigerator. Cut into small squares. Try not to eat half a pan by yourself :)